Facebook Makes You Stupid, Twitter Makes You Dead Inside
Posted: April 14th, 2009 | Author: Agitationist | Filed under: social media | Tags: facebook, nonsense, social media, twitter | 2 Comments »…or so say researchers, according to this article from The Register:
Fresh research from America confirms that online social networks are in fact playthings of the devil. Ohio profs say that use of Facebook leads to lower college grades, and others in California have found that Twitter gradually renders its users’ moral compasses untrustworthy.
First up comes Aryn Karpinski of Ohio State Uni, with the news that Facebook users (at least those in her survey) are lazy, self-deluding thickies.
“There’s a disconnect between students’ claim that Facebook use doesn’t impact their studies, and our finding showing they had lower grades and spent less time studying,” says Karpinski.
The PhD candidate collaborated with Adam Duberstein of Ohio Dominican Uni, surveying 219 students at Ohio State. These included 102 undergraduate students and 117 graduate students. Of the participants, 148 said they had a Facebook account. Some 85 percent of undergraduates were Facebook users, while only 52 percent of graduate students had accounts.
The Facebook users had grade point averages (GPAs) between 3.0 and 3.5 (in other words getting more Bs than As), while non-users averaged between 3.5 and 4.0 (more As than Bs)*.
Also, “students who spent more time working at paid jobs were less likely to use Facebook,” according to Ohio State.
“There may be other factors involved, such as personality traits, that link Facebook use and lower grades,” adds Karpinski, who doesn’t have a Facebook account herself.
“It may be that if it wasn’t for Facebook, some students would still find other ways to avoid studying, and would still get lower grades. But perhaps the lower GPAs could actually be because students are spending too much time socializing online.”
Meanwhile, neuroscientists at the University of Southern California (USC) have suggested that too much use “rapid-fire media” – specifically, Twitter – “may confuse your moral compass”.
“Lasting compassion in relationship to psychological suffering requires a level of persistent, emotional attention,” says Manuel Castells, holder of the Wallis Annenberg Chair of Communication Technology and Society at USC.
It seems that USC neuro-boffins hooked people up to brain monitoring gear and measured their responses to stories told in different ways about different subjects.
According to the USC statement:
The study raises questions about the emotional cost — particularly for the developing brain — of heavy reliance on a rapid stream of news snippets obtained through television, online feeds or social networks such as Twitter.
“If things are happening too fast, you may not ever fully experience emotions about other people’s psychological states and that would have implications for your morality,” says Mary Helen Immordino-Yang, prof at USC’s Brain and Creativity Institute.
The USC researchers seem to suggest that learning things mainly through a constant stream of short, depersonalised info-nuggs will restrict a person’s ability to empathise with the people in the stories being told – to admire them, feel their pain or whatever.
Essentially, over-heavy Twitter use will make you cold, cynical and facile – ultimately leaving you heartless and dead inside.
“Indifference to the vision of human suffering gradually sets in,” says Castells.
There’s more from Ohio on Facebook making you thick/appealing primarily to lazy thickies here, and from California on Twitter making you dead inside/appealing primarily to the facile and amoral here.

This is f’in news?
I question experiments that are confined to a single campus/social group; as its possible that each one can have somewhat of its own culture/paradigms on a whole.
However, my cynical (Twitter-using) self generally agrees with this premise, even though the writer here may be blowing the conclusions out of proportion…haha.
Lack of studying and discipline isn’t necessarily stupidity; its laziness and addiction to the time-consuming website. It would be safer to say that Facebook gives you the “appearance” of being stupid if you let it distract you from your school work. At another perspective, I think people look stupid when they are constantly checking their phone for social updates even though they are out in the real world. (It’s rude to me too, but oh well)
Anyway, the “Twitter Makes You Dead Inside” bit made me laugh, though I think a connection could be drawn partly from the limiting lack of depth that only 140 characters can offer. It just might produce pretty much a shallow online culture…especially considering some of the “wisdom” on there is rooted in wordplay and not on truth. Not to mention the concentration on fickle and ephemeral things. Twitter helps to promote the trivial, from “Just got out of the shower
))” to “Ugh got so wasted but the partay wuz off teh chain!!!” among strangers.
Maybe watching thousands of strangers on Twitter whining incessantly numbs people to the whining concerns of people they actually care about?
Hmm…