Posted: April 29th, 2009 | Author: Agitationist | Filed under: buzzwords, social media | Tags: buzzwords, social media, soul-crushing, twitter | No Comments »
Since I slag off Twitter regularly, I’ll let others do the talking today:

And, because I can’t resist, a few (actual) recent Twitter updates. Names are unchanged, to expose the idiots. Is there really any difference from the cartoon above?

Realtime results for swine flu
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NYKitten3483: i am so not taking my baby anywhere. this freaking swine flu! so not cool. a baby died from it. i am so not happy.
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GinBlossoms_Guy: Packing a bowl at the job-site with my new friend Miguel. How do I bring up swine flu without sounding too racial?
3 minutes ago from Twittelator · Reply · View Tweet
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Trevor_Latulas: I was really sick this morning. Hope I don’t have Swine flu. That would sux
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stphmli: swine flu is a conspiracy.
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nickicortese: Someone in the US died of swine flu! Holy Shit!!!!
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isnotanarab: Bin laden homies made swine flu…check the facts
6 minutes ago from AndTweet · Reply · View Tweet
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TTownTommy:
Hmm the new movies coming in May may play 2 empty seats with the swine flu outbreak
8 minutes ago from Tweetie · Reply · View Tweet
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theimaginarykid: is not shaking anybodys hand and I’m about to start rockin mask and gloves like Mike Jackson. just heard swine flu hit the chi.
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butterrs: so my roommate is sick, hope its not swine flu.
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brittanylovato: an entire family in Cibolo with swine flu. I am officially terrified. IT’S GONNA GET ME!!!
17 minutes ago from web · Reply · View Tweet

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